Miley Cyrus says she came in like a wrecking ball, I say I come in like a hurricane. My name is Stormy, and I take my name seriously. I’m a 3 year old, 53lbs female bulldog and I’m full of surprises.
Everyday with me will be entertaining, and full of love and laughter. I wiggle my butt so fast and hard that it can produce some strong hurricane winds. I love it when you talk or sing to me, I just wiggle, wiggle, wiggle. I could be famous for all my silly behaviors. One minute I will be sitting next to you, next I will jump on the furniture, and the next I’m barking out the window. Unlike hurricanes, I don’t destroy anything or leave flooding waters (I’m fully potty trained if you didn’t get my joke).
I’m super cute and sweet to all people, big and little. I love people and can’t get enough love from them. I will try to get to any person I see for love. However, I tend to be quite bossy to other animals, so I prefer to be the only pet in the house. Don’t worry, I will give you enough love and attention, you will not need another one. I will follow you around the house like a storm coming in. Then shower you with tons of slobbery kisses as I sit on your lap.
I have no medical issues that you need to worry about, but you will need to work on manners. As I said I tend to be kind of bossy to other animals inside and outside. I will run fast as lightning to chase that rabbit in the yard. I will sound the alarm if something or someone is coming near the house. I will sit by the window or door and make sure I alert you right away. Who needs the national weather service when you have me! You probably are reading this and saying I’m a handful, I’m really not. I will surprise you with how much I will love I will give you and we can be the perfect team.
If you’re ready for this front to move in, call me! -Stormy
