How do you describe the perfect dog, well my foster mom says Google should just put my picture under the description.
Hi, my name is Coby. I’m a healthy, handsome 8-year-old, 70lb bulldog looking for my perfect owner/owners. Are you looking for an easy-going boy who likes to snuggle on the couch? Go for a walk or a car ride? I adapt to any situation with ease. Are you looking for a boy who shows affection and knows when you need more love that day? I’m very in tune with the environment. You need to laugh, I will do something silly. You need a hug, I will snuggle and put my head on you. You need to exercise, I will go for a walk (a short one of course, but I will go.) You want to watch tv, I will sit there and chew my bone.
Are you looking for a well-behaved boy who gets excited to see you even if you are gone for 5 minutes? How about new people? My excitement to see you or new people radiates throughout my whole body with a big butt wiggle. I do fast zoomies to show everyone I am happy they’re here.
I don’t bark when someone walks up to the door, yep, the mailman laughs when he walks by because I just sit there wiggling in the window.
Are you looking for a boy who behaves when getting groomed? Or daily up bulldog upkeep? That’s me! Are you looking for a fully house-trained boy? Yep, you read that correctly.
So, I know you are wondering what is wrong with me….Well, I shed a lot, I hope you enjoy fur all over the floors, clothes, couch, bed, and you. Other animals in the house? I’m unsure because I’ve been the only boy in the house. Maybe a slow introduction for that.
My biggest knock is, I get stressed being around little kids. It’s not that I do not like them, but I get very overwhelmed and may not understand their behavior. I prefer to be in a home with older kids, the little ones are too much for me. I guess nobody can be completely perfect, but I am 95% perfect. Not bad, right? My foster family can vouch for me when you ask them, I’m pretty close to perfection.
Are you willing to look past my age and give a 95% perfect boy a chance? Reach out to CEBR. -Love, Coby
